Just letting y'all know: The book is out for good now, Amazon,etc.
It was #4 best selling Fantasy novel last week!! And actually made the NYTimes best seller list.
Although it did kinda make half the readers wonder how it was a fantasy novel. Too many good ol' fashioned explosions to be fantasy.
But seriously, if any of these things sound interesting:
Gangsta gnomes (Y'know, the lawn ornament dudes, except with tiny guns and bad attitudes).
machine guns, guns and big guns.
A massive flare launcher.
10 ton harpoon.
A HUGE explosion.
The "Old ones", think Chtulhu here.
A government issued, G-ride Armored SUV with
friggin' quarter-million-horsepower engine forged in the fires of Mordor
The demonic roar of the engine was almost as loud as the banshee siren that warned everyone else to get out of the way or be flattened beneath our armored steel bumpers.
Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.
The real source behind internet Spam (This one ya gotta see).
And a Mexican Prison.
THIS, is the book for you.
If none of that appeals to you......
Buy one anyway. You need better reading material.